urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:missjonzz missjonzz missjonzz 2007-11-23T00:16:41Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:missjonzz:638 2007-11-23T00:16:41Z 2007-11-23T00:16:41Z I think this is the fourth livejournal I've had--perhaps the fifth--and before that, I believe there were two Open Diary accounts.&nbsp; I keep abandoning these for the same two reasons.*&nbsp; Firstly, people who I would rather not read anything about me, ever--my "enemies" (those who christen themselves so because I tell the truth or whatever), my psychotic emotionally manipulative ex boyfriend who ever endeavors to weave me back into his spiderweb of deceitful entropy, my mother--always find me and won't stay out of my shit.&nbsp; Secondly, the passive aggressive posts about baby mama drama, always written with the intent of others involved in said drama reading them and <i>wondering</i>, just annoy me to no end.&nbsp; If there's one thing that should not be tolerated in this life, it's a pussy.**<br /><br />So each time I begin one of these things (lol), I feel the first post should be epic and profound.&nbsp; This one isn't.&nbsp; When I attempt that it usually just comes off as pretentious as balls, anyway.<br /><br />This week, I was adopted by a cat.&nbsp; She is tiny, and beautiful, and endearingly sweet--I say that, and I'm a dog person, as much as one can possibly be a dog person.&nbsp; Also, I think she's pregnant.<br /><br />And I have two dogs, also rescues, one of which hates and is terrified of cats because she was traumatized by a seriously evil neighbor cat during puppyhood, the other having all the delicacy and coordination of a fat drunk Russian wrestler.&nbsp; And I don't think I can put another pet on my lease.&nbsp; And my fiancee definitely can't.&nbsp; And I'm allergic to cats.<br /><br />Dammit.<br /><br />The cat sort of chose me and my sister as her owners, at my parents' house (visiting for the holidays).&nbsp; Dad hates cats.&nbsp; Mom hates cats.&nbsp; Sister wants cat, and I'm throwing down on her side.&nbsp; It is a battle of family wills.<br /><br />We'll see how this goes.<br /><br /><br />*Hopefully that won't be the case with this one, as I intend on keeping it strictly fandom-only.&nbsp; There's a reason I haven't posted in my really real world journal in almost a year, and those are real life people.<br /><br />**Nothing sexist intended.&nbsp; I wish there was a word for "pussy" without gendered connotation, but I'm afraid that there isn't.&nbsp; At least, not one that's derogatory enough to describe the behavior to which I am referring.&nbsp; But I refer to members of both genders as pussies, equally.&nbsp; Same with all other expletives.